Things my patients have said on induction
"I would like to see Jesus... But only for a little bit." -- late 20s male. I had asked him to pick a happy dream.
"Do you like the view?" -- 45-year-old, colonoscopy
"I'm one of youuuuuuuuuuuu....!" -- 30s, anesthesiologist. They had wanted to keep their profession a secret but revealed it on the table.
"Am I gonna be awake for this?" -- 22 year-old, DUI car accident, brought to OR for damage control surgery. They were not.